Smoosha

butttouchers:

the way portia de rossi says “anything”

That’s how I say it too!!!! Eh-ne-thin. Also I say ever-thin

(via thechosenjuan)

I wonder if my employers would allow me to take a few months off and return in the fall????? I don’t want to risk losing my job forever, but I really don’t think I can work there this summer while all of this is going on!!!!!!!!! Ugh!!!

(Source: petit-poids, via ceedling)

My father has never given me anything.

(via thechosenjuan)

Ex-boything/coworker/guy im still in love with called to say he’d be switching shifts with the girl HE’S in love with and blah and he was like, “yeah she remembered she had an appointment at 5 this morning and asked me to switch with her” and my other coworker was like, “haha you two were together at 5 in the morning???” And he laughed and said “something like that” and now I feel so sick to my stomach and want to die a million deaths and quit my job and move far away forever.

(Source: theworldsmyoyster, via littletides)

oldfilmsflicker:

Jay & The Americans // This Magic Moment

THIS IS THE VERSION I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND FOR LIKE TWO DAYS NOW AND IT JUST APPEARED ON MY DASHBOARD

(Source: youtube.com)

crewnex:

the worst thing you can do as a musician is act out your song lyrics. if you are singing a song and the lyrics are “maybe i’m going blind” don’t point to your eye. we all know what you meant. blind in the eyes. not the other kind. thank you for clarifying. you stupid dummy. robin thicke is too old to be doing this crap

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

(via istolefrommarcjacobs)

(Source: twentythreefour, via moonbrains)