shak1ra:

I made a friend today. :D

My eyesight has gone to shit in the last month and it’s TERRIBLE. I’ve had prefect vision all of my life and now everything is fuzzy and it’s makes me nauseated and headachey ALL the time. I’ve thrown up every day in the last week because of it and it’s the rudest thing my eyes have ever done to me. I don’t know if I can afford going to an optometrist and doing the whole thing AND I’d want both contacts and glasses which would be super expensive :(

Now that boything is officially my boyfriend, two other boys have confessed having giant crushes on me and I am SOAKING IT UP. Everyone love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

findbeautyinyourbones:

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

Hollaaa

Boything told me tonight he considered me his girlfriend (!!!) and told me he loved me when we were cuddling!!!! It would’ve been absolutely perfect if i didn’t have the worst stomach problems right now. Want to have sex so badly :(

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

“i made these”

(Source: annielovespitbulls)

Boything’s staying with his parents tonight and it’s weird not being with him ALL THE TIME and tonight I went out for drinks with this guy I work with who’s a total sweetheart and I’m 90% sure he has a thing for me and we were gossiping all night and he was like, “There are two things I really want to tell you, but I WON’T.” And I’m pretty sure he just wants to tell me he has a thing for me, but WHAT’S THE OTHER THING??? He walked me home and said he’d tell me, but never did and I’m going crazy.

I literally just watched RuPaul’s Drag Race for the very first time last night and then today Ben De La Creme came into the bakery and I made him coffee!!!!!! Weird!!!!!!!