I can’t get behind Jennifer Lawrence because despite how witty, funny, and self-deprecating she is I know enough people like her to know she probably definitely tripped on those stairs on purpose to seem endearing and nothing bothers me more than people trying too hard to come across as endearing
Also who cares whatever do your thing why did I even feel compelled to write this.
What’s your opinion on the word yogurt
I’m sleeping in a weird position and I’ve never felt more like a lizard
If I get the job at the cute French bakery my whole life will change and I’ll probably even get a cute French accent just from being there so often probably
Oh my god I wish I could tell 19 year old me to ruuuuuuun sooooooooo faaaaaar awaaaaaaaay from the bakery b/c you’re going to meet a boy who you love too much and you two are going to make horrible decisions together that will ruin both of your lives
For example I would hire someone to walk to the end of my block to pick up some peanut butter M&Ms from the convenient store literally attached to my apartment building so I wouldn’t have to put on pants/be cold/walk etc.
I really don’t understand why there isn’t a service where I can tell someone the food I want and someone goes out and gets it for me and I pay them for their time and service liiiiiiiiiike besides the fact that half the time they’d probably murder you but a 50% chance of survival AND getting the food you want would be so worth it
Also in order to schedule certain types of appointments at planned parenthood you have to call and can’t just do it online which is making this ten times more stressful and I just want to crawl in a hole and wait for everything to take care of itself
MY SKIN HAS NEVER BEEN WORSE I’M NEVER LEAVING MY APARTMENT